Hannatcib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy rat.

Hannatcib created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hannatcib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hannatcib, it will turn you into a slug.

Hannatcib's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hannatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hannatcib.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.