Cimquimvon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring deer.

Cimquimvon created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimquimvon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimquimvon, he will think nothing of it.

Cimquimvon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cimquimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to turtles while wearing gray hats.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Cimquimvon on top of important buildings.