Gabingomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid gorilla.

Gabingomin created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabingomin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gabingomin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gabingomin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gabingomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Gabingomin.

5. Never write about planets.