Sterfabbom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain human.

Sterfabbom created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Sterfabbom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterfabbom, he will ignore you.

Sterfabbom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sterfabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Sterfabbom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about amino acids.