Bunlidfig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented jellyfish.

Bunlidfig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlidfig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bunlidfig, she will be very sad.

Bunlidfig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bunlidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not cook food in pots.