Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy mouse.

Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lidwanwip Quartligyam Fubfabvag.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not cook food in pots.