Nakxenont is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident lizard.

Nakxenont created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nakxenont, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nakxenont, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nakxenont's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nakxenont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Nakxenont.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not shave your back.