Cattanrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome human.

Cattanrow created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattanrow, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cattanrow, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cattanrow's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cattanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must pray to Cattanrow five times a day.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.