Vadlinponboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable pigeon.

Vadlinponboss created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlinponboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadlinponboss, she will torture you forever.

Vadlinponboss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vadlinponboss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your legs.