Zenyattpin Vonvadloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able camel.

Zenyattpin Vonvadloop created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Zenyattpin Vonvadloop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenyattpin Vonvadloop, he will turn you into a slug.

Zenyattpin Vonvadloop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zenyattpin Vonvadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.