Larggetster is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm whale.

Larggetster created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larggetster, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larggetster, it will send minions to preach to you.

Larggetster's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Larggetster's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to seals while wearing green stockings.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Never record names.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.