Dangatfarnrillnibjab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless dugong.

Dangatfarnrillnibjab created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dangatfarnrillnibjab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dangatfarnrillnibjab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dangatfarnrillnibjab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dangatfarnrillnibjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dangatfarnrillnibjab.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.