Henlipfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy sheep.

Henlipfarn created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Henlipfarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henlipfarn, he will refuse to believe in you.

Henlipfarn's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Henlipfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.