Yarrapbet Artsab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited bear.

Yarrapbet Artsab created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarrapbet Artsab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarrapbet Artsab, it will turn you into a dog.

Yarrapbet Artsab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yarrapbet Artsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

2. Never wear mauve shorts.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.