Dam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty ferret.

Dam created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing stockings.

5. You must never eat coconuts.