Gammis is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective faun.

Gammis created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gammis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gammis, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gammis' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gammis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Retreat if eight whales approach from the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.