Banflownad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fussy dingo.

Banflownad created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banflownad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Banflownad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Banflownad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Banflownad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not cook food in pots.