Nan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish octopus.

Nan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare limes during winter.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never travel toward the south during spring.

5. Respect your elders.