Dotsadsag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow dolphin.

Dotsadsag created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dotsadsag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotsadsag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dotsadsag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dotsadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

3. Put Dotsadsag first in all things.

4. Do not place bread upon stone.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.