Gemdoncidingtap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable newt.

Gemdoncidingtap created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemdoncidingtap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gemdoncidingtap, he will turn you into a dog.

Gemdoncidingtap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gemdoncidingtap's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your arms orange.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Never talk about comets.