Listwodcen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless centaur.

Listwodcen created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listwodcen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listwodcen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Listwodcen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Listwodcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Listwodcen on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

4. Never feed beans to sharks while wearing violet trousers.

5. Always take life seriously.