Cimmidbell is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical meerkat.

Cimmidbell created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimmidbell, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimmidbell, she will turn you into a goat.

Cimmidbell's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cimmidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cimmidbell on top of all buildings.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Put Cimmidbell first in all things.