Ventunhak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful porpoise.

Ventunhak created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ventunhak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ventunhak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ventunhak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ventunhak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Run away if nine eagles approach from the south.

4. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Ventunhak's priests.