Gupgabflig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful jellyfish.

Gupgabflig created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupgabflig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupgabflig, he will not care.

Gupgabflig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gupgabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to horses while wearing jumpers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Pray towards the west.