Kantabtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying rhinoceros.

Kantabtetti created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kantabtetti, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kantabtetti, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kantabtetti's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kantabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kantabtetti.

3. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.