Dadjipgep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent donkey.

Dadjipgep created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjipgep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadjipgep, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadjipgep's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dadjipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Dadjipgep first in all things.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never wear pink jumpers.