Ranrullpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent mongoose.

Ranrullpom created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranrullpom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ranrullpom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ranrullpom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ranrullpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always help otters in need.