Bepmanrot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent hedgehog.

Bepmanrot created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bepmanrot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepmanrot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bepmanrot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bepmanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Bepmanrot on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.