Gigtalbim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, deceitful dragonfly.

Gigtalbim created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigtalbim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigtalbim, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gigtalbim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gigtalbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to snakes while wearing green shirts.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.