Sadyimgessflis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast snake.

Sadyimgessflis created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadyimgessflis, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadyimgessflis, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sadyimgessflis' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sadyimgessflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadyimgessflis.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Never talk about fire.