Armwatnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful tortoise.

Armwatnib created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armwatnib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Armwatnib, she will remove you from existence.

Armwatnib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Armwatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near sharks while wearing yellow shoes and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.