Belldapquag Tafcepget Likmutflapbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical hare.

Belldapquag Tafcepget Likmutflapbun created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belldapquag Tafcepget Likmutflapbun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Belldapquag Tafcepget Likmutflapbun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Belldapquag Tafcepget Likmutflapbun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Belldapquag Tafcepget Likmutflapbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed bread to eagles while wearing magenta tights.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.