Badhatyak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Badhatyak created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badhatyak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badhatyak, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Badhatyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Badhatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing yellow trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Badhatyak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never gather eight eagles in one place.

5. Worship no other gods but Badhatyak.