Jadgunyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, vain snake.

Jadgunyarp created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadgunyarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadgunyarp, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jadgunyarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jadgunyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your feet gray.

4. You must love Jadgunyarp.

5. Never eat green fruit.