Pomvoghin Saslisthim is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair
butterfly.
Pomvoghin Saslisthim created matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pomvoghin Saslisthim, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pomvoghin Saslisthim, he will destroy your favourite star.
Pomvoghin Saslisthim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Pomvoghin Saslisthim's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair cyan.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Run away from turquoise snakes, for they are unholy.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Always wear black.