Pomvoghin Saslisthim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair butterfly.

Pomvoghin Saslisthim created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomvoghin Saslisthim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomvoghin Saslisthim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pomvoghin Saslisthim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pomvoghin Saslisthim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from turquoise snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always wear black.