Hakquatbudrawquafbusligyat Gamablin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonourable newt.

Hakquatbudrawquafbusligyat Gamablin created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakquatbudrawquafbusligyat Gamablin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hakquatbudrawquafbusligyat Gamablin, he will be very unhappy.

Hakquatbudrawquafbusligyat Gamablin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hakquatbudrawquafbusligyat Gamablin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.