Rowxuckcub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful hyena.

Rowxuckcub created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowxuckcub, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowxuckcub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rowxuckcub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rowxuckcub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never wear shorts.