Vinfubsig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong monkey.

Vinfubsig created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Vinfubsig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinfubsig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vinfubsig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vinfubsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. You must pray to Vinfubsig seven times a day.

3. Never paint your arms red.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing violet stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.