Kinsigpog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kinsigpog created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Kinsigpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinsigpog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kinsigpog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kinsigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Kinsigpog on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.