Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring sheep.

Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem, he will turn you into a rat.

Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bogbogflagmegbad Safnarlkem in the centre of the settlement.