Cenlenvad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair bat.

Cenlenvad created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenlenvad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenlenvad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cenlenvad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cenlenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Do not sing at crossroads.

4. Never mix parsnips with blood.

5. Never adorn your head with red markings.