Davtaptimcun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome otter.

Davtaptimcun created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtaptimcun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davtaptimcun, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Davtaptimcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Davtaptimcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. You must pray to Davtaptimcun eight times a day.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never write about spacetime.