Teenhugbog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty warg.

Teenhugbog created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenhugbog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Teenhugbog, it will be very unhappy.

Teenhugbog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Teenhugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Do not take Teenhugbog's name in vain.

3. Never gather three gulls near walls.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.