Bisstonbadfly is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful goose.

Bisstonbadfly created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisstonbadfly, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bisstonbadfly, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bisstonbadfly's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bisstonbadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.