Cabzimzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless dragon.

Cabzimzim created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cabzimzim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabzimzim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cabzimzim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cabzimzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of moths.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed turnips to grasshopers while wearing orange rings.

4. You must love Cabzimzim.

5. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.