Higflatged is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic camel.

Higflatged created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higflatged, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Higflatged, she will throw large rocks at you.

Higflatged's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Higflatged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.