Cibfossquart is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow cobra.

Cibfossquart created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibfossquart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibfossquart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cibfossquart's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cibfossquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to badgers while wearing black hats.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cibfossquart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Cibfossquart's name in vain.