Sidfutdod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient octopus.

Sidfutdod created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfutdod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidfutdod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sidfutdod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sidfutdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Put Sidfutdod first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not speak about turnips.