Yikfemzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive cobra.

Yikfemzan created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfemzan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikfemzan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yikfemzan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yikfemzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never feed nuts to frogs while wearing rings.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to sharks while wearing black boots.

4. Do not take Yikfemzan's name in vain.

5. Never look at asteroids.