Buningxem is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud weasel.

Buningxem created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buningxem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Buningxem, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Buningxem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Buningxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.