Hogsabcub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil jackal.

Hogsabcub created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsabcub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hogsabcub, he will laugh at you.

Hogsabcub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hogsabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never talk about fire.