Wappaddoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient finch.

Wappaddoss created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Wappaddoss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wappaddoss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wappaddoss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wappaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

3. Always obey Wappaddoss' priests.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not kill badgers.