Kendumrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy swan.

Kendumrutt created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kendumrutt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kendumrutt, he will turn you into a plant.

Kendumrutt's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kendumrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Kendumrutt loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Always remove kilts before touching lead.