Narcimquill is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited snake.

Narcimquill created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Narcimquill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narcimquill, it will be very unhappy.

Narcimquill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Narcimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never leap in the presence of seals.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never wear kilts.