Dincarraw is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain salamander.

Dincarraw created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dincarraw, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dincarraw, it will torture you forever.

Dincarraw's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dincarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dincarraw on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing fawn boots.