Gidsitsandlargafgodloopkab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm dingo.

Gidsitsandlargafgodloopkab created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsitsandlargafgodloopkab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gidsitsandlargafgodloopkab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gidsitsandlargafgodloopkab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gidsitsandlargafgodloopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.