Cebneljon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty deer.

Cebneljon created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebneljon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebneljon, she will strike you with lightening.

Cebneljon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cebneljon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Never travel toward the east during spring.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.