Milcissrul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane elephant.

Milcissrul created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Milcissrul, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Milcissrul, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Milcissrul's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Milcissrul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Retreat if five pigs approach from the east.