Geblansat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow hippopotamus.

Geblansat created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Geblansat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Geblansat, it will turn you into a mole.

Geblansat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Geblansat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.