Wegtimlit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing narwhal.

Wegtimlit created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtimlit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegtimlit, he will make you grow a tail.

Wegtimlit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wegtimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.