Wegtimlit is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing
narwhal.
Wegtimlit created a photon three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegtimlit, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Wegtimlit, he will make you grow a tail.
Wegtimlit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Wegtimlit's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chlorophyll.
2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
5. Do not wear platinum on your body.