Cud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish gnu.

Cud created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cud, he will turn you into a slug.

Cud's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching copper.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with manatees.