Tagwipfedcib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy centipede.

Tagwipfedcib created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagwipfedcib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagwipfedcib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tagwipfedcib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tagwipfedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tagwipfedcib.

2. Run away if three whales approach from the south.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Do not keep seven monkeys in a large pit.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.