Bestkomwap Sawarnxin Catcitdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest raven.

Bestkomwap Sawarnxin Catcitdiss created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestkomwap Sawarnxin Catcitdiss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bestkomwap Sawarnxin Catcitdiss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bestkomwap Sawarnxin Catcitdiss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bestkomwap Sawarnxin Catcitdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not run in public.