Dumingnull is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring tapir.

Dumingnull created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumingnull, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumingnull, he will be very sad.

Dumingnull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dumingnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

2. You must love Dumingnull.

3. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

4. Never talk about dark energy near snakes while wearing black ear rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

5. Do not take Dumingnull's name in vain.