Mutbogxem is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable unicorn.

Mutbogxem created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutbogxem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutbogxem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mutbogxem's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mutbogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never think about chromosomes.