Nakzimtit Weetitgenpod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking mole.

Nakzimtit Weetitgenpod created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakzimtit Weetitgenpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nakzimtit Weetitgenpod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nakzimtit Weetitgenpod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nakzimtit Weetitgenpod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat lentils on days of mourning.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.