Ingtaddit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing shark.

Ingtaddit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingtaddit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingtaddit, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ingtaddit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ingtaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.