Godzedbed Besthubkar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart wyvern.

Godzedbed Besthubkar created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godzedbed Besthubkar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godzedbed Besthubkar, she will turn you into a rat.

Godzedbed Besthubkar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Godzedbed Besthubkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.