Mondudquill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient clam.

Mondudquill created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondudquill, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mondudquill, he will send you a sign.

Mondudquill's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mondudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix cucumbers with water.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.