Sandlagstip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced fish.

Sandlagstip created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlagstip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandlagstip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sandlagstip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sandlagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

5. Do not stand on grass.