Afbapstrag Flisyarlcit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident slug.

Afbapstrag Flisyarlcit created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbapstrag Flisyarlcit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Afbapstrag Flisyarlcit, it will come to you in dreams.

Afbapstrag Flisyarlcit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Afbapstrag Flisyarlcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.